I have a funny story to share with you from my Wal-Mart escapade yesterday.  I had been planning to make my big grocery trip for the next several days, including Thanksgiving, on Friday {yesterday} all week long.  Even though it was raining, I was determined to go and get it over with because honestly grocery shopping isn't my favorite thing to do.  And, who really enjoys going to Wal-Mart?  So, I set out on Friday morning to get it done.  All the shopping itself went fine, and my cart was loaded down.  I probably couldn't have fit much more in it, and I definitely couldn't have pushed it with much more in it.  So, I headed to the check-out lines.  I was pleasantly surprised that there wasn't a long line and began unloading my stuff.
This is where the fun begins.  I had picked up a few things for church, so I was paying for those things separately.  When the lady checking me out saw that I had those few things separate, she asked why.  So, I just told her that it was for church, and I had to keep it separate so I could be reimbursed.  She proceeds to say, "I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you supposed to give to church?"  Wow.  I decided to be polite, although there were many snappy things going through my head.  So, I just said something about that being a good question and brushed it off.
Bad start to my experience with this check-out lady.  So, she notices I am pregnant and asks me if it is a boy or girl.  So, I tell her it's a girl, and she says, "oh, it will look like you." {How would she know anyway?!?}  I say, "Yeah, my husband always says he hopes so too."  She says, "HUSBAND?!?!?!?!?" in her most flabbergasted voice.  Trying not to be offended, I say yes.  She says you look too young to have a husband.  Thanks, but by now, I am getting a little exhausted by her comments.  She continues for a few minutes about how horrible the last month of pregnancy is.  Again, thanks.
As if that isn't bad enough, she takes a look at all the stuff I am getting and says, "I can tell you are pregnant."  Okay.  Now she's done it.  I mean, seriously?!?  Who says that?  So, again, I try to maintain my composure {what little is left of it} and say something about it actually not being just for me...
Finally, I am free.  Or at least that is what I think.  I go outside to pouring down rain.  Great.  I have an umbrella, but what good does that do you when you are trying to unload an entire cart full of groceries.  I toss the umbrella into the trunk and start furiously throwing bags into the trunk, trying desperately not to crush the bread or eggs with the milk.  The 40-something year old cart guy comes up, and I think, "oh, he's going to be a gentleman and help me, the 9 month pregnant lady, with my cartload of groceries."  Nope.  He just stands there waiting for my cart, but apparently I am taking too long.  So, he just goes in!  That's right, he leaves me there to get soaking wet because I was taking too long!
I finally finished, got into the car looking like a drowned rat, and couldn't help but laugh.  Oh Wal-Mart, what would I do without you? I guess you get what you pay for :)